Elizabeth is a newly-discovered breed of fish that's two inches tall! It is twenty feet tall and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
The definition of The Husband's name makes me giggle even more, because I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old. And the definition of my cat's name is perfect (purr-fect?): we've always assumed she would swear a lot if she could speak English.
Hmmmm....I've been wanting a subtitle for this blog. I think I may have found one.