Adriana: Need any help in here?
Me: Actually, yeah. Can you give the onions a quick stir?
Adriana: Sure...looks like they're getting brown kind of fast. Want me to turn the heat down a bit?
Me: Yes, please.
WTF? When did I start letting her mess with the stove? When did she learn to caramelize onions? Whatever, they came out great.
Lyra: [catches my eye, purposely turns water cup upside down over the dinner table]
Me: Why did you do that?
Lyra: To try to make you cry.And everyone thinks this one is such a sweetheart! She did say it with a very charming smile.