Me: I actually like organ music. One time Cyndi and I were at Temple Square, and--
Brian: Let me guess. You didn't get drunk and have sex with anybody?
Out of nowhere as he is doing dishes:
Brian: You know, I really love proof by induction.
As I read his cousin's Facebook profile:
Me: Rachael likes your music and my music. She likes Jack Johnson and Simon and Garfunkel, and she likes Jurassic 5 and Ozomatli. Okay, basically she likes everything except country.
Brian: Oh, I'm sure if you asked her, she'd say all kinds of nice things about Shania Twain. California Jews love Shania Twain.
Brian: I should feed you pizza and wine more often. You laugh at more of my jokes.
Me: Feed me pizza and wine? I made the pizza and opened the bottle of wine. And did the dishes afterward.
Brian: Wanna make out?