Still funny after all these years

Me: I hate foosball.
Brian: Look, if it's causing a problem, just tell me, and I'll come in. If that's too hard, maybe we need a code word. Like, say, "armageddon."
Me: [laughs hilariously because 1998]*

Later...
Me: [doing dishes]
Brian: [playing foosball]
Children: [general obnoxiousness]
Me: ARMAGEDDON

Later still...
Adriana: [argues with her sister]
Lyra: [argues with her sister]
Both girls: ARMADILLO!
Brian: [Dies laughing]
Me: [Dies laughing]

*http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm