Elizabeth is a newly-discovered breed of fish that's two inches tall! It is twenty feet tall and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
The definition of The Husband's name makes me giggle even more, because I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old. And the definition of my cat's name is perfect (purr-fect?): we've always assumed she would swear a lot if she could speak English.
Hmmmm....I've been wanting a subtitle for this blog. I think I may have found one.
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Radiant diamond rings is a toothbrush that helps the medicine go down and connects to the web.
Comment spam is a sheet of paper that spins about its axis, can play the trumpet and can heat a small house.
Me:
ann is a rubber fish that comes with its own storage kennel, has an on-board dictionary and plays a selection of current chart hits.
My cat:
chloe is a pogo stick that's covered with realistic fur, weighs anything you put on top of it and can run MAME roms.
christie is a laser-printer! It connects to the Internet!
Mica Ross is like a normal TV remote control, but it runs on a single AA battery.
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